A note to men

Grow some balls and get a green flag.

I went on a date in LA a few weeks ago. She was nice but she wasn’t for me and I wasn’t for her. I think we both knew that early on.

We were both old enough and mature enough to discuss our past lives and exes and she asked me about my ex-wife. “I have a rule” I replied, “I never say anything bad about her.” She smiled and said, “you know, it’s such a re…